I should fuck and cum you first, then hire you

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

I slept with a friend's mom 😍 It was my first sex, I became a man

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

I'll fuck a stranger, swallow his cum and get likes (and a ban) on TikTok

I have my wife on my dick before I fuck her, that's how I deal with jealousy

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

She didn't suck me off, and now she wants a face flop. I fuck better than a guy, right?

Oh, my friend's mom fell on my dick. I fucked her while her husband was out

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband

One-night stand, cum all over your ass